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So, does GAS do anything – at all? Ever?
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The bylaws were eaten by our Goat.
So, we don't know our official standing on anything.
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Much of our time is spent on deep thinking.
Like wondering why naps end once you're not longer a child.
What's wrong with not having a cell phone? What
ever possessed
William Shatner to sing Taxi?
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We drink beer. Not excessively...
cold.
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We like to camp in the Great Outdoors, but
we also like being comfortable. We take it pretty easy on
our trips. Our trusty Goats carry the load.
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We're not radical
environmentalists. Or politically engaged. We leave
the hard stuff to the likes of the Sierra Club.
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We do clean up after ourselves.
The GAS pledge
I do solemnly swear,
To wear clean underwear.
And to the Republic,
Of the GoatBack Adventure Society,
I pledge my allegiance,
And all my assets,
To making the world a better place for Goats.
Written by Francis Goat Key, 1722 A.D.
GAS motto
GAS: Just live with it.
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Goats on a hike. Well, resting from
a hike (which happens a lot).
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