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You know Goats
are "hot" when Paris Hilton buys a cemetery plot to bury her
beloved Billy (the pet goat) next to Marilyn Monroe.
(This is true... Google it!).
You'll soon
discover the inescapable truth about Goats. Open your
mind and eyes. Goats are like that trendy new car you
buy. Instantly, you start seeing the same car every
where as you drive around town.
Once you start
reading the GoatBack Gazette, you'll start seeing
Goat signs every which way you turn.
No worries, the
GoatBack Gazette isn't your grandpa's Modern Goat
Quarterly. That would border on real journalism.
GoatBack
Gazette simply points out the everyday signs how Goats
are evolving into the next Big Thing. Like Starbucks.
But with better music in the racks.
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